Because if you..

Because if you didn't like the muppets your parents probably abused you.

For your and mostly my pleasure...

So apparently..

Apparently, I look like....



As my buddy Erina pointed out.


......bitch

Here's the hair.

Here are pics of my new hair.


My hair looks a little red here, not sure why..cause it isn't.


I know I am a dork. I love it.

Oh I captured the best picture EVER today. LOVE Bridget McManus

Then of course I had to lol it.

Quote:
"If you don't like fried food your not a good american!" - Geri played by Maile Flanagan on 3way

No Talent Ass Clown

I got my hair cut friday night. Exciting. I got a faux-hawk. Yes, yes I know douche bags usually get this cut. However, I am a dyke, I can totally rock it. The only draw back is the fact that when my hair was longer you couldn't see the large clumps of hair that are silver/grey. However now you can. *Sigh* I bought hair dye, I have not used it yet. I don't know if I want to do it or not. I am sure pictures will follow later of the hair.

Oh, a few weeks ago my great grandma passed away. I went back home for the funeral. My mom, grandma and myself were at my great grandma's house looking through things. I found in the hall closet, a 30 year old bottle of courvoisier. Needless to say, that is now in my possession along with some two fingers tequila, black berry brandy, and amaretto. Oh the back story of why she had 30 year old, unopened liquor. Grandma Kretz used to work for Hiram Walker back in the day, and was privileged to alcohol from time to time. This was one of those bottles. She also got an awesome bottle of whiskey in a gold bottle with her name on it when she retired. My grandma kept that.

Here is the courvoisier.















Here is a baby bunny that we rescued out of our yard, after momma bunny didn't come back. We took all 8 of them to a rescue lady, who will hand feed them and rehabilitate them back to the wild. They were so cute. Estimated at about a week old. Eyes weren't even open yet.




















This is my fat cat who wants to know when she can eat said bunny baby. She didn't get to and was kinda pissy.














Not much else to say. Weekend was too short.

GIS - No talent ass clown


Quote: Dialog between Michael and Samir from Office Space, discussing Michael's name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Don't touch a....

Don't touch a wired battery and a metal frame at the same time.

Story time....

I was taking apart an old digital camera 1. for curiosity sake and 2. to see if I could fix the problem it has been having with fuzzy pictures. Anyway, I get all the outer case off, and start to take off the inner plastic case, all the while I noticed it had an internal battery that must get charged from the 4 AA batteries that you power it with. I don't think anything of it, I soon find out that battery is wired to the metal parts that I am using for leverage when trying to pry off the inner case. So long story short about 3 minutes after dropping the camera, with the faint smell of burnt hairs and flesh and a throbbing in my tongue with a metallic taste, I realize that the camera electrocuted me. My ring finger on my left hand that was in direct contact with the battery is purple with a small blister from where I touched the wire. I proceeded to put the camera back together. I think I am going to scrap it.

I don't really have a GIS term today. I did do a search for Aggie Mackenzie from How Clean Is Your House. That turned up:

To which I then looked up the word "tasty" and found two delicious photos:

I think I could get used to the idea of "Tasty Tuesday..."

Lets see, we have had the lesson of the day, the images of the day, now we need the quote of the day.

"Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another."

--Homer (not simpson)

Pii Pii is all I have to say

Pii Pii with video goodness.

The Power of the Pussy

Reading Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. on afterellen.com in which they are discussing a lesbian moment in the British teen drama Skins, so I hop on over to youtube to view the video that was linked and that little nugget of quote gold was at the end of the clip. "The Power of the Pussy." L.O.V.E it!
For your viewing pleasure here is the clip.



On other notes. I am going to the cardinals game tonight vs the washington nationals. I am confident they will kick their ass.

In keeping with the spirit of blog post image of the day and quote of the day here ya go.

Google image search for Power Pussy revealed many a photos that....well I am sure you can use your imagination..but here is a blog friendly one.








Quote of the day:
"You know what I like? Dyke, it's a strong word, I am reclaiming dyke, say dyke just say it."
-Andrea played by Jill Bennett 3way on 3waytv.tv

Holy Crap Batman.

Kids these days are absolutely amazing, however not in a good way in this case.


I have finaly decided that I will follow in the trends of everyone else (as I normally do). I have started this blog to write about randomness such as fun images I find with google image searches (I like when safe search is off), news articles, and so forth. I am sure you will soon get the idea.

Here is the image for this post:

Quote of the post:
I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I very rarely change it.
Margaret Thatcher