My own fuck family circus..

I loved the fuck family circus section on howtokillpeople.com, so I decided to make my own. I only have one done now, but I will make some more later.

Last night...

Last night I watched a short video named "Hung", the summary is "Five lesbians, a magic potion, something they never expected from sunrise to sunset...." So the movie shows what they would do for a day if they had a penis. I know what I would do!!! No Man, Woman, or Plant would be safe.

I was telling my co-workers about the short and my thoughts. To which I get these kinda replies.

Q: How do you know Michelle with a penis has been in your house?
A: All the combos are gone and the cats are pregnant!!

I almost died laughing so hard.

Then the same person makes this for me:


Here is a youtube I uploaded of the short.

Funny as shit..

Not that shit is funny. I have been in a blog funk lately. Haven't really found anything that floats my boat. Till today...
Here are my favorite ones.

Suxor..

I have an ear infection. Both Inner and Outer Ear. For the past week I have wanted to stab my ear drum outta my left ear, I think it would have felt better. I used to get ear infections all the time in my right ear, which has caused a lack of hearing ability out of it, so my left ear has been my good ear. So needless to say I have been walking around pretty much deaf and grumpy with my face swollen out all weird looking.

Common signs to look for are:

• unusual irritability


• difficulty sleeping


• tugging or pulling at one or both ears


• fever


• fluid draining from the ear


• loss of balance


• unresponsiveness to quiet sounds or other signs of hearing difficulty such as sitting too close to the television or being inattentive

I don't even feel like gis'in or quotin anything.........

Because if you..

Because if you didn't like the muppets your parents probably abused you.

For your and mostly my pleasure...

So apparently..

Apparently, I look like....



As my buddy Erina pointed out.


......bitch

Here's the hair.

Here are pics of my new hair.


My hair looks a little red here, not sure why..cause it isn't.


I know I am a dork. I love it.

Oh I captured the best picture EVER today. LOVE Bridget McManus

Then of course I had to lol it.

Quote:
"If you don't like fried food your not a good american!" - Geri played by Maile Flanagan on 3way