Last night...

Last night I watched a short video named "Hung", the summary is "Five lesbians, a magic potion, something they never expected from sunrise to sunset...." So the movie shows what they would do for a day if they had a penis. I know what I would do!!! No Man, Woman, or Plant would be safe.

I was telling my co-workers about the short and my thoughts. To which I get these kinda replies.

Q: How do you know Michelle with a penis has been in your house?
A: All the combos are gone and the cats are pregnant!!

I almost died laughing so hard.

Then the same person makes this for me:


Here is a youtube I uploaded of the short.

Funny as shit..

Not that shit is funny. I have been in a blog funk lately. Haven't really found anything that floats my boat. Till today...
Here are my favorite ones.

Suxor..

I have an ear infection. Both Inner and Outer Ear. For the past week I have wanted to stab my ear drum outta my left ear, I think it would have felt better. I used to get ear infections all the time in my right ear, which has caused a lack of hearing ability out of it, so my left ear has been my good ear. So needless to say I have been walking around pretty much deaf and grumpy with my face swollen out all weird looking.

Common signs to look for are:

• unusual irritability


• difficulty sleeping


• tugging or pulling at one or both ears


• fever


• fluid draining from the ear


• loss of balance


• unresponsiveness to quiet sounds or other signs of hearing difficulty such as sitting too close to the television or being inattentive

I don't even feel like gis'in or quotin anything.........